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You've seen them - the signs in front of churches, with a witticism or a pun that made you groan. I think they're hilarious, often unintentionally so. I've decided to start collecting the ones I see around Austin and on the web.

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That Church of the Assemblies of God - That Church of the Assemblies of God Posted: 12 Jul 2008
Source: Lamb & Lion Ministries

Church located near Corsicana, Texas.

United Methodist Pastor - Have Bible - Will Travel Posted: 12 Jul 2008
Source: Bill Kearns

This is not a Church Sign, but I saw it on the side of a car yesterday (7-8-08) - thought that you might enjoy it.

First Christian Assembly - Does life have you down - cast all your cares on me - I care for you - Jesus Posted: 12 Jul 2008
Source: Bill Kearns

First Christian Assembly, Rt 541, Burlington Township, NJ (July 7, 2008)

Holy Assumption Hall - Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church Posted: 12 Jul 2008
Source: Bill Kearns

Holy Assumption RC Church, Hornberger Avenue, Roebling, NJ

Alta Vista Church - Dysfunctional Family - Welcome - You'll Fit Right In Posted: 29 Jun 2008
Source: Marebear
Emmaus Lutheran Church & School - Jesus died for Posted: 26 Jun 2008
Source: Ken Kinder

Got it with my camera phone, so the quality isn't too good, but the text is funny.

Aberdeen Proving Ground Post Chapel - The outlook is gloomy, but the uplook is glorious Posted: 26 Jun 2008
Source: Jim Zornes

Aberdeen proving ground, Aberdeen, Maryland

First Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) - Souler Energy Used Here Posted: 21 Jun 2008
Source: Maria L. Evans

Here is a sign from this week at First Christian Church, Kirksville, MO. I had to laugh on a slightly different topic regarding this sign. I had posted it on my blog and we were commenting on "why the Disciples of Christ denomination has a cross on their chalice." My friend Padre Mickey might have the answer...he said, "no wine?" <g>

Providence Presbyterian Church - Home Improvment - bring the family to church Posted: 7 Jun 2008
Source: Bill Kearns

From the Providence Presbyterian Church, Florence, NJ (June 7, 2008).

Wellsboro United Methodist Church - Church is who we are, not the place we go! Posted: 7 Jun 2008
Source: Bill Kearns

From the United Methodist Church in Wellsboro, PA (May 25, 2008).

Calvery Tabernacle United Pentacostal Church - A praying man does not sin & a sinning man does not pray Posted: 5 Jun 2008
Source: Rod "Sign Guy" Gottfredsen

Double sided sign at Calvary Tabernacle Church UPCI Beloit, Wisconsin

Calvery Tabernacle United Pentacostal Church - But St. Peter... what about my civil rights? Posted: 5 Jun 2008
Source: Rod "Sign Guy" Gottfredsen

Double sided sign at Calvary Tabernacle Church UPCI Beloit, Wisconsin

Charity Independent Baptist Church - They that fear thee Lord will be glad when they see me do you Posted: 29 May 2008
Source: Craig Patton

Here's a very good example of why we as Christians should always be careful to use proper grammar and especially punctuation.

Bethel Church - There is still room at the cross for you - Live for Jesus Posted: 27 May 2008
Source: Amber Gibson

This one was in Baxter Springs, KS.

New Life Baptist Church - Jesus Is Returning - Resistance Is Futile Posted: 20 May 2008
Source: Anonymous
Church of Christ - True blessings are found in Jesus - are you in him? Gal. 3:27 Posted: 14 May 2008
Source: West Price

I took a picture of this sign while I was walking down Oglethorpe Dr. in Athens, GA.

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